Cue the media mayhem! Roman Rift with Jose! Jose to be sacked! Crisis at Chelsea! Fat Frank denies being overweight!
Perhaps the English media need to be introduced to the meaning of the word 'ridiculous'...
Now we hear that poor ol injured Ballack has been dropped from the Chelsea Euro squad. He deffinately wont take any part in the group stages, but should he recover in time, he could take part in the knock -out phases and beyond.
Cue media mayhem! Jose rift with Ballack! Ballack to be sold! Abramovich likes eat his booger!
Oh for the love of flying wet chapati's, have these sports journalists really nothing else to write about? Every little event seems to get picked up, turned inside out upside down, chewed up and spit out to reveal something entirely alien from the original event.
Ah, the EPL, tis why we luv thee.