Hey, aren't people who have sir's infront of their name, supposed to be somekind of knight of the crown, or some mumbo jumbo like that? So Sir Fergie, why didnt' ya whip out your sword and smite down those that would oppress you. Probably left it at home with the missus eh?
Anyway, reports say Sir Alex is still alive, but only suffered injuries to his leg. Hmm, was the attacker trying to bite Sir Alex's leg? Maybe the attacker was a dog. A drunk scouse dog no doubt.